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Saturday, July 31, 2010

bucket


There's a bucket on my foot.

There's a bucket on my foot.

There's a big fat crazy bucket on my foot.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Dinner

Tonight I made some chicken and rice and steamed vegetables for dinner. It tasted okay.

P.S. to all my blog fans around the world (China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Panda Express, Africa, Rhode Island) I just want to thank you for your love and support over the years.

Friday, December 12, 2008

To Democrats:  President Bush is the cause of all bad things.  The previous high gas prices were his fault, but now he is really focusing on wrecking the economy.  Last week I had a headache and I think Bush had something to do with that.  Everything bad is his fault, pass it on.

To Republicans:  All bad things were put in motion by President Clinton long ago.  Obama will now have complete control over your life with his socialist ways.  Pass it on.


Monday, December 8, 2008

I am sitting.  Air enters my lungs, then leaves them.  I blinked.  

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Blog

This is a new blog. I hope that a million different people will read it in the year 2009. That will be my new years resolution. Oh boy it will be so great, so tell all your friends.