To Democrats:  President Bush is the cause of all bad things.  The previous high gas prices were his fault, but now he is really focusing on wrecking the economy.  Last week I had a headache and I think Bush had something to do with that.  Everything bad is his fault, pass it on.

To Republicans:  All bad things were put in motion by President Clinton long ago.  Obama will now have complete control over your life with his socialist ways.  Pass it on.